Well, Here It Is: It's Christmas Again
And the fallen madonna ...
POSTED BY DAVID PIBWORTH ON 04/12/2018 @ 8:00AM
For the first time in many years, I'm not doing panto this Christmas. I did it for nine years on the trot and decided to take a couple of seasons away from it. I think I'll be about ready for it again next year ...
Would you like your very own Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies this Christmas?
This year, I'm concentrating on getting The Arches Theatre up and running for next summer, plus I have the magic website which comes alight at Christmas as we sell all kinds of magic, though I am gradually moving more into stage illusion.
One of our best selling items at Christmas is nothing to do with magic. It is The Fallen Madonna with the big boobies from 'Allo Allo'.
As we supply the props to theatre shows for Allo Allo, I decided to make the Fallen Madonna's for the shows as each show needs two and they do like to keep them afterwards.
It's now turned into a sideline and we sell them to many different countries. Today we have them going out to Germany (yes Germany!) Spain and Australia.
And here she is. They are 550mm by 400mm which includes a 1" white border so they can be framed if you want to do that. They are on canvas.
On eBay, they are £39.95 including post and package to the UK, but as a Christmas Special, you could own your own for £35. All you need do is to email me directly by clicking here. I'll then send you an invoice by reply, which can be paid by card or PayPal transfer and it will be winging its way to you by first class post.
You could be the proud owner of a genuine Fallen Madonna forgery.
Until next time ...
David is the owner of David Pibworth Productions (DPP) which provide corporate entertainment and also actors for corporate training and development.
Having worked in the Light Entertainment field for many years and produced shows for Al Murray & Joe Pasquale amongst others, David is in a position to advise on well-known comedy and musical acts. DPP also represent Ray Galton and Alan Simpson's scripts which include Hancock's Half Hour and Steptoe and Son.
He is the director of MK Theatre of Comedy who are very well known locally for their stage adaptations of classic comedy scripts such as Fawlty Towers, The Vicar of Dibley, Allo Allo and many others.
He is a long-standing member of Equity and the Directors Guild of Great Britain and has acted in, and directed, many productions over the years, mainly in Light Entertainment, but with occasional forays into Shakespeare etc. Every Christmas he is contracted as an Ugly Sister in Cinderella, currently with 'That's Entertainment' who also use him as a director.
He teaches eccentric magic for The Pauline Quirke Academy and MKTOC also run a youth drama school in Olney from the DPP offices.
David maintains his busy lifestyle is a surefire way to avoid being on any committees. He is married to Julie, and they have one daughter, Esther and live in Clifton Reynes, surrounded by dogs, cats and horses. They live so close to the church that David has instructed his daughter - when he dies and not before - to fire him over the wall from a circus cannon.